Does this kind of thing happen often around here? Asking for…well, me. I’m asking for me.
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Reason #480: I’ll make ice chimes of your bones.
Please don’t. Thanks.
Reason #5,331: Recreation activities
So apparently in his spare time, Ulamog likes to just spin and flail around and stuff. Whatever floats your boat, I guess. Doesn’t make him any less dangerous though.
Reason #5,330: Ceaseless hunger
Y’all remember Kroxa? Well, meet Ulamog. He’s also a very hungry boy. Ceaselessly in fact. He’s from the plane of Zendikar. I bet he and Kroxa are friends. Or they would be if they ever met. Have they ever been seen in the same place? Wait a minute! Could Kroxa and Ulamog be the same …
Reason #1,847: This chess piece is screaming
It’s also bleeding.
Reason #3,497: Is that what you’re doing with the strangers?
I’m out.
Reason #3,496: Why do we want to make the strangers disappear?
You’d think I’d have learned not to hope by now.
Reason #3,495: Meet Braids
She seems like she might be nice. Right?
Reason #1,815: The air is bad.
Of course, the air inside is bad too. This is the MTG Multiverse. The air is bad everywhere.
Reason 7,071: Chronic disintegration
Look at this guy. His body is just coming undone. It’s falling apart and blowing away. Have you ever seen that happen to anyone? I haven’t. Not like this. Seems like this happens an in ordinate amount in the MTG Multiverse. Just sayin’.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 