What do I keep saying about raising the dead? This is your excuse, Ikoria? I should be okay with it because you MISSED the dung scorpion colony? Stop it!
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Reason #8,637: Flying sharks weren’t enough
When I told you to lay off the flying sharks, Ikoria, I didn’t mean you should go an make something else…like this.
Reason #388: Remember the movie ‘Tremors’?
I do. Good thing it was just a movie, right? What was that Thalia? You saw what?
Reason #7,749: Ikoria has an obsession.
Could we please just chill with the flying sharks, okay? Good grief.
Reason #1,814: When you have to go inside to get some fresh air
So, air by itself usually isn’t bad. It’s things in the air that make it bad. Like ash from, say, a forest fire or volcanic eruption. Or if a nuclear power plant melted down and now there’s radiation all over the place. This wind sounds just…bad. Who knows why? Certainly looks bad.
Reason #3,924: Oh…
That’s where they came from. Why am I not surprised?
Reason 3,923: Wait, whose flesh are we talking about?
This is not natural guys. Come on! Whose idea was this?
Reason 3,922: A really bad deal
Guessing that little fellow there is Yawgmoth. Guessing he’s about to make this simple trade with this mad god. This is going to end well.
Reason 3,921: The wound in the universe
So, you’re telling me this is the guy buried in that bleeding tomb whose corpse is now “a wound in the universe”? Oh no, I absolutely believe you. I just wanted to make sure we’re on the same page here. Same Yawgmoth, right? Yes? Ok. Something must have gone catastrophically wrong here.
Reason #3,920: A wound in the universe
So you’re telling me that black stuff seeping out the tomb here is Yawgmoth’s blood? That’s A LOT of blood. Who was this character? Probably some horrible, giant monster from space or something. Probably, I dunno, has acid spit. Just trying to picture what could cause a “wound in the universe” per se. Sounds real …
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 