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Reason #7,553: This trip did not end well.
I will concede one can get shipwrecked in our world too. Perhaps the real lesson here is that boats are bad for you.
Reason #257: This is bad
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Reason #256: Wrong
And then she went mad. Yup.
Reason #255: Meet Avacyn
Here on Innistrad there’s a resident guardian angel named Avacyn. There are a lot of scary, dangerous things on Innistrad–zombies, vampires, werewolves, the Ashmouth. But fortunately, we have Avacyn here on our side to protect us from all those things. Right?
Reason #7,552: We all know what happens on desert islands.
People get stranded. And make friends with volleyballs. Looks lovely though.
Reason #6,149: Ghost knights
Okay. So here’s this suit of armor. You put it on. But if you die, that’s not the end of it. The armor reanimates, because it’s haunted; there’s a ghost inside it. Now could be that you’re running around in some haunted armor…which means you’re running around in haunted armor. This is fine. Sure. Right. …
Reason #2,878: Ghosts
Not really into ghosts. But apparently there’s something wandering these moors that requires a spectral alliance. It’s like every rock in the MTG multiverse comes with a complimentary hard place.
Reason #5,478: I’m not okay with this.
Another one. At least this one’s not…Altac…right? Cause that matters.
Reason #5,477: Obsession?
What is with you people and blood? Seeking blood. Tracking blood. Drinking blood. Y’all got some kinda weird fetish going on here. Y’all need to chill.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 