Could we please just chill with the flying sharks, okay? Good grief.
Tag Archives: teeth
Reason #4,884: Another misnomer
Hey look, it’s an actual leech. It also looks pretty big though. And man, those teeth look very much like they’re meant for chewing things. Wait, what’s that Gavi? This thing is after more than just my blood? Seriously? What’s it after? These ARE NOT leeches, Ikoria!
Reason #4,883: A misnomer
This thing looks very real and very big. And it has lots of teeth. And I feel like they’re probably not just ornamental? I feel like it’s probably going to use them, probably for the kinds of things that teeth generally get used for. And I’m thinking about the size of this thing. Look at …
Reason #6,119: My, what big teeth you have.
This makes sense; you’re a wolf. Just sayin’, though, your teeth game is definitely on point here. … I’m just going to go find a big stone castle and never come out.
Reason #4,887: Doubt. No benefit. Not apologizing.
I admit, any indictments I made of this guy at the moment might well be unfounded. Maybe this guy is a legitimate businessman, who acquired his product legally and humanely, and he’s filling a valuable niche in the Innistrad economy. But ya know what, MTG Multiverse? You lost the benefit of the doubt with me …
Continue reading “Reason #4,887: Doubt. No benefit. Not apologizing.”
Reason #2,923: What’s a Thrinax?
A lizard. That produces fungal spores when it dies. Is this how the thrinax reproduces? Will those spores eventually grow into new thrinaxes? Thrinaxi? Thrinax? What is the plural of thrinax? I don’t know. What I do know is that I’ll pass on being the predator to the thrinax’s prey. Those teeth. Someone else can …
Reason #4,009: Speaking of places to not go into…
Does anyone else notice the eyes in there? Or the teeth? Or the howling? No? Just me? Okay, that’s cool. Y’all go on in. Have fun. I’m just gonna be somewhere else. Like maybe a different multiverse.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 