No room for discussion either, I guess. Ideological debates aside, why are we taking such a hard line here? There’s something terrible out there, right? We’re not just crazed zealots here? Oh wait. Maybe we’re crazed zealots, and there’s something terrible out there compelling this ideological position. This is the MTG Multiverse. Clearly it’s both.
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Reason #1,669: Sheoldred
Sheoldred. As in ‘Sheol’–the ancient Hebrew destination for the dead–plus ‘dread’–or to fear? Is that what we’re going for here? Not exactly subtle. I have no idea what this is a picture of.
Reason #3,792: Zombie ordnance
Honestly, Tahngarth, I wouldn’t know, but I’ll take your word for it.
Reason #3,722: Everyone wants to be the pirate.
How many people do you know who’d say they want to be the ‘soggy rat’ in this relationship? That’s the problem though: the deadeye rig-hauler doesn’t care what you want to be. And if I’m being honest, I’m just not that tough. I’d probably end up the soggy rat. Which is one reason I’m not …
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Reason #8,399: A lack of guardrails
This is a very fixable problem, Ravnica. It’s like you’re just asking for it.
Reason #6,120: Irony?
Doves, a symbol of peace, used as ordnance? I guess? I’m probably siding with the townsfolk.
Reason #3,890: Not all storms come from the sky.
This one’s wearing armor. That’s great.
Reason #5,861: Heads weren’t meant to bend that way.
Have you ever seen a head bend like that? I’ve never seen a head like that. This looks painful.
Reason #4,442: A kindred spirit?
I would definitely rather not be the latter either. Frankly though, I’d rather not be the former either. Think I’ll just stay out of your multiverse, if it’s all the same to you.
Reason #1,663: Bestest boy is dead.
Look what you did, MTG Multiverse. You killed a dog. Good job.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 