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Reason #7,638: Can we stop making things out of mercury?
Especially things that are already very scary and dangerous?
Reason #8,925: This is not sustainable.
Where do they get all that blood? They’re putting these shows on every night, right? You’re going to run out of people to kill eventually. Maybe they reuse the blood. That’s gross.
Reason #7,290: In Ravnica, you can get mugged by a minotaur.
This does not increase my desire to live there.
Reason #7,289: Why would I want to live here again?
I just do not want to get stabbed in the back.
Reason #2,738: I don’t think that porcelain would make for the sturdiest armor.
Wait what? Dude. How did we get from porcelain to the flesh of heretics? I know I should not be shocked by these kinds of things at this point, but I genuinely did a double-take when I read the flavor text on this one. Also, probably not gonna be much more effective than porcelain. As …
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Reason #6,951: What are you doing with those knives?
You do realize how suspicious all of this looks, right? The knives. That thing in your hand that looks like an organ. Oh yeah, and the ghosts.
Reason #8,190: The abominable elf…mans…man
Yeah. We’ll just go with that.
Reason #6,651: A word of advice
Don’t visit the dead then. Just my opinion.
Reason #3,683: Speaking of explosions…
This dude’s sword is exploding? Also ouch. Also not normal. Swords aren’t supposed to do that.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 