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Reason 3,881: Another hazardous bog.
Hey, look. This one has hands. Still not looking for a hug, though. Strangely, it looks like this one is indoors? Not sure which plane this is, but apparently you aren’t safe going into houses, because you might find a murderous bog inside. Thanks, MTG Multiverse. You’ve ruined houses.
Reason #2,744: It’s a bug with people’s faces inside it.
NOPE.
Reason #4,395: Remember the bonecrusher giant?
Eldraine, I think Lorwyn just saw your bet and doubled down on you. Pretty sure this one’s bigger. Your move.
Reason #834: Wait, what’s that Kamigawa?
You have what? Rat ninjas? And they have lots of sharp things. Good job, Kamigawa. Good job.
Reason #833: A literal giant in the sky dropping big sharp objects
Haven’t heard much from Lorwyn so far, but this faerie kingdom doesn’t mess around. No creepy zombies. No weird things messing with your soul. No vampires or blood rituals. Not even some freaky monster with too many teeth. Nope. Just a very large man trying to hit you with a very sharp stick.
Reason #6,477: Harfleur is so not worth it.
Oh hey, that’s what was coming through the breach. I’m sorry, Harry. Just…get out of there. Go home to England. France is done. The world is done. … Come on, Innistrad! You saw what the Eldrazi did to Zendikar! You really should have known better!
Reason 5,821: I’m sensing a theme here.
Guys. Stop digging up dead people. I feel something like one third of the problems in the MTG Multiverse would be solved if people just left the dead alone.
Reason #7,498: So much for live and let live.
Murdering the guests? Major party foul. As an aside, this fellow is a real handful on the other side of the board.
Reason #1,912: Myths of the Multiverse
Considering the nature of the MTG Multiverse, it seems more likely to me that the events depicted in this story are not figurative or metaphoric or whatever. We’re dealing with a literal river of tears. This is great.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 