That line about things perishing twice, was that a prediction? Was that something you lived through, Robert Frost? Were you a planeswalker? Now I have questions.
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Reason #3,309: Fire giants
This is not better. What’s worse than being stepped on? Getting lit on fire, then stepped on. All while beset by ‘elemenal mayhem’. Who in their right mind would want any part of this?
Reason #3,308: Frost giants
“Elemental mayhem” Can we just make that a ‘nope’? Is that an option? Please?
Reason #3,307: The chief cause of problems is solutions.
You’re on your own, Arni.
Reason #3,306: Well, that’s one troll down.
Was that you Arni? That wasn’t me. Where’d that come from?
Reason #3,305: Just one?
That’s all, Arni? Just one troll? Good job, you beat one troll. Well, guess what? You woke up a whole stupid pack of them! You woke up all of them! They’re everywhere! How are you going to get rid of ALL the trolls, Arni? Your gods aren’t even immortal. You have a doomskar that swallowed …
Reason #3,304: You reap what you sow.
You provoked the trolls. You got trolls. What did you expect?
Reason #3,303: –night soil.
Night soil.
Reason #3,302: We certainly wouldn’t want to do anything to provoke them.
Well–
Reason 3,301: Oh, for crying out loud!
What did I just say? Ok. Maybe if we just leave them alone, they’ll go back to sleep.
10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 