Reckless + Fire = Self Immolation And as usual, no one is listening. Just sayin’.
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Reason #4,986: Two words I’d rather not see together
‘Reckless’ and ‘fire.’ Does anyone actually think this is a good combination? Does anyone actually think the outcome here is going to be positive and constructive? You’re digging your own grave, MTG Multiverse. Just sayin’.
Reason #3,823: Flectomancy
If this happened accidentally, it would be one thing. Not a good thing, mind you. I get the feeling though that you’re doing this one purpose. Be honest. You claim to be doing ‘science,’ but you Izzet folk just want to break stuff. At least the Gruul clan is willing to be upfront about their …
Reason #3,406: And now you’ve ruined turtles.
You know what you could also do instead of letting it walk the lands? You could let it rest in peace. Or maybe you could NOT turn it into a zombie in the first place.
Reason #3,405: Now cats are ruined too.
Cat demons. Why would you want a cat demon? Remember our previous discussion about cults and demons and the like? Take a look at this cat demon. You think it’s a nice cat demon? Well, for starts, when it enters play, the exploit mechanic triggers. What do you do? You sacrifice a creature. What happens …
Reason #3,119: A pedestrian way to die
Is it not a comfort to know that among all the other terrible ways to die in the MTG multiverse drowning is still an option?
Reason #1,278: It’s a flower with a face vomiting flowers.
Right. And there are flying jellyfish? Where am I, and how did I get here?
Reason #6,877: Please keep all hands feet and objects inside the ride.
That includes brains inside their respective heads. That’s where they belong. Especially if the host is still living. Don’t go removing other people’s brains. Just…just don’t.
Reason #2,309: Exquisite jewelry
Is this a joke? Cause this doesn’t look like an exhibition of the latest in merfolk fashion. It looks to me like that giant mollusk is trying to eat that merperson. They aren’t wearing a new necklace, and the mollusk doesn’t merely want a hug.
Reason #6,815: They call it ‘bad weather.’
On Amonkhet, this would be the cataclysmic destruction brought on by a megalomaniacal dragon with aspirations to tyrannical deification. On Ravnica, this is…bad weather. I’m having a hard time believing that the inhabitants of the city of Ravnica haven’t just died out. Why would anyone with a lick of common sense choose to remain in …
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10,000 Reasons Why the MTG Multiverse is a Terrible Place to Live 